Wonton, hope you are well. Here's my response to your post on (213) Dog Look forward to smellin' ya at the next Artwalk.
All the best,
1. Your age?
3.5 human years
2. Your age when came to live with your people?
Five 1/2 weeks
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
None, I tend to eat them when they are left on after my walks. I insist on harnesses only!
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Both grandmas and grandpop
5. How much do you weigh?
0.535 stones, but who's counting right?
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
Red leather Coach collar
7. Do you like other Dogs?
I'm not really a dog, person. Balls, balls, balls, yes!
8. Who is your best non-human friend?
My big sis' Aggie and buddy Munchkin
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Soccer balls, tennis balls, squeaky toys and anything someone else has.
10. Do you like to be brushed?
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
Peanut Butter, grapes and tomato
12. Do your people cut your toenails?
Ever heard of a howling banshee?
13. Any formal education?
Nope, ain't ignorance bliss!
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
I'm the Barry Bonds of mini-doxy's
15. What are some nicknames your people call you?
Poop boy & Dodger boy
16. What is your best trick?
Stealing balls from big dogs when they are not looking
17. Do you like kitties?
Yes, over easy or furryside up
18. What did you have for breakfast?
Dog food and for dinner? Dog food!
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)?
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
Two months ago to get my nails done...grrr
21. Where do you sleep at night?
In my deluxe doggie pen with Aggie
22. Do you like to swim?
Yet to try, but don't think I'll like it if it's anything like taking a bath
23. Can you make puppies?
Woke up one day a bit lighter. Know what I mean?
24. Your favorite place to visit?
25. Do you give kisses?
26. Can you potty on command?
Command? We don't needs no stinkin' command!