Tuesday, August 28, 2007

You're "it"

Wonton, hope you are well. Here's my response to your post on (213) Dog Look forward to smellin' ya at the next Artwalk.

All the best,

Dodger

1. Your age?
3.5 human years

2. Your age when came to live with your people?
Five 1/2 weeks

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
None, I tend to eat them when they are left on after my walks. I insist on harnesses only!

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Both grandmas and grandpop

5. How much do you weigh?
0.535 stones, but who's counting right?

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
Red leather Coach collar

7. Do you like other Dogs?
I'm not really a dog, person. Balls, balls, balls, yes!

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
My big sis' Aggie and buddy Munchkin

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Soccer balls, tennis balls, squeaky toys and anything someone else has.

10. Do you like to be brushed?
Nope

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
Peanut Butter, grapes and tomato

12. Do your people cut your toenails?
Ever heard of a howling banshee?

13. Any formal education?
Nope, ain't ignorance bliss!

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
I'm the Barry Bonds of mini-doxy's

15. What are some nicknames your people call you?
Poop boy & Dodger boy

16. What is your best trick?
Stealing balls from big dogs when they are not looking

17. Do you like kitties?
Yes, over easy or furryside up

18. What did you have for breakfast?
Dog food and for dinner? Dog food!

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)?
Nope

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
Two months ago to get my nails done...grrr

21. Where do you sleep at night?
In my deluxe doggie pen with Aggie

22. Do you like to swim?
Yet to try, but don't think I'll like it if it's anything like taking a bath

23. Can you make puppies?
Woke up one day a bit lighter. Know what I mean?

24. Your favorite place to visit?
Grandpop's yard

25. Do you give kisses?
Yes

26. Can you potty on command?
Command? We don't needs no stinkin' command!

5 comments:

Charmy said...

Pee on command. HA!

wonton said...

thanks for answering the meme dodger! sounds like you and your owners have a lot of fun downtown. i'm looking forward to sniffing your butt at the next artwalk, too. i usually just hang out at the lofty dog's yappy hour, but maybe we'll hit a few galleries on the way home.

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